Free Heirloom Zucchini Plants – Apr 19, 2011 – 8:30-9:30 – FSM Garden

Zucchini

We have way too many Cocozelle Zucchini.  These are certified organic heirloom plants, easy to grow, and ready to be planted right now in your vegetable garden or patio pot.  They’ll need about 2′ of space, so I usually plant them at the corners, letting them spill over the edge to save room for other plants. 

We’ll have at least 60 of these 4″ plants, first come first served.

Fonda San Miguel Vegetable Garden
2330 North Loop
Tuesday, April 19th, 2011
8:30 - 9:30am

Stop by, say hey, check out the garden, and grab a plant or two or three!  If you send me a note that you’re coming, I’ll even have a breakfast taco with your name on it.

G.L.O.B.

Forget the propane mowers, our ecologically-balanced approach, the respect of a loyal customer base, the best crew in the business, and our unique philosophies on landscaping.  All of these are just fleeting wisps of superficiality.  There is only one thing that makes BioGardener stand alone on the top: women.

Johnna, cheering compost out of the wheelbarrow

Johnna, cheering compost out of the wheelbarrow

Monica, the Mo-chine

Monica, the Mo-chine

Topdressing with Dillo

Topdressing with Dillo

Johnna and Monica have been helping us topdress lawns with compost this month.  Not only are they strong enough to sling it with a smile, their attention to detail borders insanity.  My friend Ben says one sign of wealth is an appreciation for networking, which is a business term for community.   These two women crossed the border from personal community to BioG community when they enthusiastically agreed to help out during the season of 16-hour days.   I’m the richest guy I know.

Even the prettiest girl in the whole world is chipping in this season; with not but a brush of her wrist, flowers will bloom with radiance all year:

Princess Winecup Planting Herbs

Princess Winecup planting herbs

So to the ladies of BioGardener who ease the burdens of spring:  Thank You.  Your cheeriness, work ethic, and ability to get it done is a beautiful thing.

Spring Feeding and A Quick Survey

 
Hello Lovers of the Plumber!
Shattered pipes, energy shortages, and dead Agaves: all indications that Spring is near.  Normally, Redbuds announce the new season with their bright pink blooms around Valentine’s Day, but I have a hunch they’ll hold out a little longer this year.  Which gives you a some extra time to plan and budget for your garden and landscape before the rush of the growing season.
 
SOIL FEEDING
Just as the Redbuds know not a rigid clock, there is no magical schedule to follow for gardens and landscapes in Central Texas.  All those planting guides and fertilizer recommendations are exactly that, recommendations, and it can be harmful to adhere to those militarily. 
 
Compost
If we must generalize a little, consider feeding your lawn a couple of weeks after it greens up.  The best way to do this is to topdress with about 1/4″-1/2″ of pure compost, spreading it evenly on top of your lawn.  Dillo Dirt is the most economical, but Livestock Manure-based Composts are also available.  You need something like 1 cubic yard of compost per 1,000 square feet to get the proper coverage.  Cost for Dillo is $30/cubic yard plus $50-100 delivery fee, plus roughly $60/cubic yard if you want us to spread it.  Manure Composts are about $45/cubic yard.
 
Compost Tea
If you want to take it to the next level, consider monthly applications of Compost Tea, Liquid Seaweed+Fish Emulsion+Humic Acid, and Liquid Molasses as a great way to stimulate and introduce beneficial microbes to your plants and soil.  We usually begin this type of feeding in March, and continue through November.  It’s easy to apply, all you need is a pump or backpack sprayer, and all of the ingredients can be found through local outlets.  Cost for us to apply this “Triple Shot” is about $55 for a normal sized yard.
 
Organic Fertilizer
And finally, for those who must do something general but want to keep it easy and simple without polluting our resources, consider an organic granular fertilizer, like 8-2-4 Ladybug Brand from Natural Gardener.  A bag runs about $20, and covers a normal sized lawn.  The best time to apply is after the lawn has needed a couple of mows, usually late March to late April.  Cost to have us spread a bag for you is $45.
 
IRRIGATION
Sprinkler systems should still be off, but you might want to make sure they survived the freezes without any damage, before you need them. 
 
Generally, it’s best to run your sprinkler zones for 4-6 minutes, with 1-2 repeat cycles.  In other words, set the duration for each zone to only a few minutes, and set more than one start time.  Consider setting your timer this way, but leaving the system shut off for good, only turning it on manually when the landscape really needs it.  If any current client needs help making sure their timer is set correctly, I’d be happy to check it out for no charge.  Irrigation assessments, which including looking at each head and make sure there are no major deficiencies, are $65.
 
VEGETABLE GARDENS
Don’t be in a rush to plant warm-season plants like tomatoes, there is still time for cool-season crops like lettuce, greens, broccoli, carrots, asparagus and more.  When you start seeing tomatoes at Home Depot, you know were about 3-4 weeks away from tomato planting time.
 
THE BOUNTIFUL SPROUT – SURVEY
I need your help.  A friend started a web-based farmers market for the Wimberley community back in 2007 called The Bountiful Sprout, which has expanded to Fredericksburg and hopefully to Austin soon.  They need some help getting feedback from Austin farmers and shoppers; as a savvy, thoughtful, informed group, the BioGardener posse is the perfect soundboard.
 
Here is a link to a 4-question survey that takes about 45 seconds to complete.  It’s anonymous, requires no commitment or obligation, and is super easy.  http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/P7MXYJ5 
 
More information can be found on the The Bountiful Sprout website (www.bountifulsprout.com) but here’s a quick rundown:
  • Membership for farmers and consumers is $40/year.
  • Farmers set their own pricing, and use free web-based software to update their inventory and market their produce during each ordering cycle. 
  • Farmers keep 92% of everything they sell.
  • Consumers shop on-line, browsing a grocery store-style selection of locally produced goods: vegetables, shampoo, bread, honey, meats, cheeses, soap, flour, tortillas, coffee, herbs, tea, eggs, clothes, etc.
  • Members pick up the boxed up grocery list from a designated pickup site on a designated day once every two weeks.
  • There is no waste.  Its a very efficient way for farmers to sell their stuff, as they make one drop to reach a large area, don’t have to man a booth at a farmstand or farmers market, and sell their goods at almost retail prices. 
The hope is that bringing this model to Austin will attract folks on the fringes of the local food economy who want to be a part but have trouble fitting current markets into their existing lifestyle and shopping habits.  Your input will be a big contribution, thanks.

 

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(working in some compost at FSM garden)

Corn Gluten, The Cold, and The Puppy Finds a Home!

A quick seasonal note as we bundle and hunker and hum quietly to ourselves ”I told you so” to all those who like palm trees and other tropical plants.

 
CORN GLUTEN
Mid February is usually the time to apply corn gluten, as an organic pre-emergent for several broadleaved weeds.  But we are shying away from this practice, for several reasons:
 
1)  Corn Gluten Meal provides lots of Nitrogen to soils, about 4 times higher than the rate recommended by the City’s Grow Green Program.  Extra Nitrogen leads to pollution and problems in our creeks, rivers, and aquifers.  We don’t like that.
 
2)  Corn Gluten Meal prevents certain weed seeds from germinating in your turfgrass, but only in a perfect world.  It needs to be only lightly watered in, and then it needs to dry out for several days.  Which is fine if you’re lawn is under a retractable dome. 
 
3)  The cost of Corn Gluten Meal is silly.  Blame biofuels if you want, or global drought/flooding, or overpopulation.  But it’s twice as expensive as it was a few years ago. 
 
If you don’t fertilize or add compost to your lawn regularly, you won’t go to hell for judiciously applying the Corn Gluten.  But we recommend a continued, long-term focus on organically building soils, hand pulling, and a healthy tolerance for the occasional weed for healthy lawns.
 
THE COLD
Double check that your irrigation system is turned off, drip your pipes, and cover smaller plants that were recently planted if you’re feeling frisky.  I personally don’t worry about covering anything: if it dies, it’s just an excuse to plant something tougher in its place. 
 
A PUPPY
This guy followed us home on a walk, and hasn’t left since.  He loves other dogs, loves kids, is very sweet, smart and trainable, and he speaks Spanish.  We just don’t have the room for him but he’s just too cool to take to the pound.  I’ll even have him neutered, get him all his shots, and set you up with a supply of flea preventive and heart worm medication.  **UPDATE** – He went home last night with a little family from Round Rock, with a 5-year old boy!  A warm, new home for Bolt!

Puppy
 
Stay warm!

Winter Notes

 

Hello Lovers of the Reflective Season!
 
Winter is my favorite cold season.  The beers are dark and thick, the fireplaces crackle and flicker, and work slows down, all creating the perfect occasion to reflect on another great year.  It’s also time for a little action in the landscape, and for some pro-action in anticipation of the upcoming spring season.
 
Reflections – Top 5 lessons of 2010
 
1.  Learn to enjoy writing checks for insurance premiums and useful taxes.  We spend between 20-25% of our annual sales on insurance and business taxes, more depending on how you calculate it.  This is painful, but only when my perspective is all wrong.  When our truck was stolen, my best friend for about 4 weeks was Jeremy Estes at Progressive in Fort Worth, he earned every dollar we pay him.  As did the Caldwell County sheriff’s office and APD, who coordinated with each other to recover our truck and get it back to work. 
 
2.  If you want to be wildly successful, be an asshole.  There’s a huge difference between wild success and content success, and the former usually requires a boot heel on someones back during the scramble to the top.  I watched some former heroes turn to zeroes this year when they cheated their own community in a blind rampage towards some arbitrary personal goal.  I’ve watched others show compassion and generosity to their community, because they could, to the benefit of all.  Both groups helped remind me that I don’t want to be rich, just happy.
 
3.  Dance like a butterfly.  I had a lady call me this year to tear me a new one for vending Dillo Dirt.  After I gently described our philosophies on sustainability in a 30 minute sentence, she realized we were actually kindred spirits and backed off.  But she did make me question myself.  Dillo is not a perfect product, but it’s a positive way to use a hazardous by-product of human overpopulation, but I might change my mind about it tomorrow.  Which is my point here.  If I’m not constantly adjusting to new information and fresh perspectives, then I might as well be dead.
 
4.  Yelp is kinda like Dillo Dirt.  I hate Yelp, and I love Yelp too.  It might bring in some new clients and expose us to new folks, but it’s a dirty little trap.  Especially when I question every decision based on its potential to tarnish our perfect 5-star record on Yelp.  I’m running a business, not trying to win a popularity contest.
 
5.  Have a posseOur mechanic.  He might talk alot, he might be a little kooky about his passions and beliefs, but if Rob was any more honest and giving, he’d be like those guys in the Bible that God thought was so awesome he just took them off the earth before they realized a natural death. 
 
And the guys at Ewing Irrigation have proved themselves as well, saving me hours and hours of aggravation that would have come from trial and error.  Jimmy at McCoy’s bumped us to the front of line when we were having problems with a new propane mower, Gabriel Valley Farms has agreed to apprentice Max as a little nurseryman, and Organics by Gosh makes me feel like we’re they’re only customer.  And of course, the BioGardener crew, the biz wouldn’t even exist without the guys.  I will live a longer life because of all these people, it’s good to have a posse.
 
Reactive – Chores for Winter Landscapes
 
The mood of this season might suggest passivity, but we keep moving with all the things there is to do in winter gardens and landscapes.
 
1.  Plant trees.  We have announced our annual tree sale, to help you take advantage of the tree planting season.  It includes a variety of native shade and ornamental trees, plus fruit trees!  
 
2.  Save water.  Most lawns are still a little green, but have mostly gone to sleep for the season.  It’s been super dry lately, so give everything a final deep drink to get it through these final days of 70+ temps, then shut down those irrigation systems for winter.  It won’t hurt to run them manually maybe once a month, just to the keep valves active and prevent the next Dust Bowl if we don’t get some rain soon. 
 
For those of you with new landscapes, continue to water weekly if we have no rain, as roots are still active and need a little help to set deeper into the soil.
 
3.  Grow vegetables.  Winter is an excellent time to grow Spinach, Lettuce, Radish, Beets, Swiss Chard, Broccoli, Cauliflower, Turnips, Strawberries (to fruit in spring), and other cool-season crops.  The planting window is open much wider than during other seasons, and you can continuously plant most of this stuff for the next several months. 
 
4.  Mulch.  It’s amazing how a little mulch can make such a big difference in native and veggie gardens to protect plants.  We like 3-4″ of coarse-grind shredded hardwood mix for natives and Alfalfa hay for veggies, but any organic brown material will do, including all those leaves that are blowing around your yard right now.
 
5.  Be a barber.  Don’t be shy with those pruners, native perennials can be cut down to the ground, and even woody shrubs can be cut back and thinned.  If your Beautyberries or Coralberries or Salvias are a depressing skeleton, cut them in half and watch what happens next spring.  For spiderweb-branching shrubs like Knockout Roses, or nest-forming evergreens like African Bulbines, thin out parts of the plant completely to allow the plant to breath a little.  They will thank you with more blooms later on.
 
6.  Compost.  Start a compost pile with all the excess leaves in your landscape.  As long as huge chunky material is avoided (like tree limbs or large twigs), just about any compost pile will break down enough to reduce your waste output.  Add in your daily kitchen scraps to keep them out of your trash can, and watch as your pile never really grows.
 
Proactive – Planning for Spring
  
It happens every spring during that first warm sunny weekend, and it’s bittersweet for us.  Everybody wants a piece, but there’s only so much of us to go around.  Avoid the rush, and prevent spring fever, where people make rash decisions just because Home Depot starts selling tomato plants in March, and think ahead!  Plan now for spring landscape/garden projects, and get started on soil amending, stonework, walls, pathways, raised beds, and even the foundation plants in new beds like trees and super hardy shrubs. 
 
Be on the lookout now for landscapes that catch your eye to gather inspiration.  Anything that looks halfway decent in the winter should be a screecher in the spring and summer.  Walk the neighborhood, drive someone else’s, or head out to the Wildflower Center.  Don’t forget a camera.
 
BioGardener Community
  
BioGardener continues to grow steadily, and we’re busier than ever.  We set EIGHT monthly records this year, including our biggest month ever in April (which was as big as all 12 months in 2005 combined!)  All this to say, we seem to be approaching a nice little sweet spot, where we can rely on our customer base for income and shift our focus towards going a little deeper.
 
Meaning, we might try hosting some gardening and landscaping workshops this year, and working with Habitat for Humanity to provide sustainable landscapes for deserving families.  Maybe even getting BioGardener Farms moving again.  All of it needs your participation to make them work, though.  So read the BioGardener blog for updates, stay in touch, and hold us accountable to our goals.
 
Have a restful and productive season, and as always, know how very thankful we are for your support. 
 
Thanks.
 
jeremy 

 

Winter Tree Sale!

This year’s annual tree sale will the friendliest and best one yet!  We have a variety of native shade and ornamental trees for sale, along with a hefty variety of fruit trees that are adapted well to Central Texas climate and soils.

This sale is good for the entire months of January and February, 2011.  Price includes purchase, delivery, mulch, and installation.

NATIVE TREES:

Lacey Oak – 10-gallon – 20′ tall x 20′ wide – Sun, Part-shade.  Native to the Texas Hill Country.  Beautiful little oak with a slightly blueish leaf, not a tree you see everyday.  Deciduous.  $125

 LaceyOak

Montezuma Cypress – 10-gallon – 50′ tall x 35′ wide - Sun.  Native to Mexico, a dry-loving cousin to the Texas native Bald Cypress.  Fast-growing, and semi-evergreen.  $110

Anacacho Orchid Tree – 15-gallon – 15′ tall x 10′ wide- Sun, Part-Shade.  Native to the Anacacho mountains of West Texas, and possibly near Enchanted Rock in Central Texas.  White blooms in summer.   Deciduous.  $100

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Mexican White Oak - 15-gallon – 55′ wide x 50′ tall – Sun.  Native to Mexico and parts of S. Texas.   One of the best oaks to plant in Central Texas, disease and pest free, and relatively fast growing.  New leaves in spring are light pink, almost like a flower.   Semi-evergreen.  $100

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Redbud (multi-trunk or single trunk) – 20-gallon – 15′ tall x 15′ wide – Sun, Part-Shade, Shade.  Native to Austin, these are the first plants to bloom in early spring, a cheery pinkish red to announce the arrival of spring.  Deciduous.  $145

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Mexican Buckeye – 30-gallon – 15′ tall x 15′ wide – Sun, Part-Shade, Shade.  Native to Austin, these sprawling trees are more like giant shrubs, and bloom pink in early spring.  Cool seed pods in summer, fall, and winter.  Deciduous.  $190

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Texas Mountain Laurel – 30-gallon – 15′ tall x 15′ wide – Sun, Part-shade, Shade.  Native to Austin, these popular trees are found under oaks, but bloom best when planted in full sun.  Evergreen.  $215

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Cedar Elm – 30-gallon – 40′ tall x 25′ wide – Sun.  Native to Austin, leaves are usually the first to turn in the fall, from green to yellow and orange.  Deciduous.  $190

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Texas Red Oak – 45-gallon – 35′ tall x 30′ wide- Sun.  Native to Austin, the champion of fall color with deep, almost maroon, red leaves.  Deciduous.  $325

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FRUIT TREES:

Pretty much anything you could possibly want, including fig, pear, peach, apple, plum, pomegranate, apricot, persimmon, and jujube, these come in 2-4′ bareroot “whips.”  Cost per Fruit Tree:

1-3 Fruit Trees
$20/each delivered,
plus $40/each installation 

4+ Fruit Trees
$20/each delivered,
plus $35/each installation

Installation cost includes the addition of 1-2″ of compost, an Actinovate treatment (an organic product that helps prevent and treat fungal diseases and other problems), a compost tea treatment, and mulch.   This will help get your tree off to a good start.  We’ll also include our helpful annual maintenance schedule, compiled from several different sources,  (though Tree Folks’ “Fruit and Nut Tree Growing Guide” is an excellent resource too).

Remember that some fruit trees need a second variety of the same fruit to pollinate (like plums and apples), and others are self-pollinating (like peaches and pomegranates).  We’ll help you pick the best types and varieties if you need help deciding.

Deadline for ordering trees is January 7, 2011.

Free Strawberry Plants!

Strawberries

Six, 4-inch, certified organic, ‘Chandler’ Strawberry plants.  Put them in well-drained soil with lots of compost now,  give them even moisture through the winter, and taste just how sweet dirt can be come spring.  Free to the first person to leave a comment.

Fonda Update – Last March of the Peppers

We are in the process of taking out the last of the warm-season plants and filling the garden with cold-season varieties.  The last signs of summer this season were the peppers, still fiery hot and tasty, even after several nights of freezing temps. 

Peppers

For the hard-working tomato beds, we’ve covered them with compost and Alfalfa hay, allowing them to rest and recoup during the winter months.  For the rest of the beds, we’re working pure compost into the soil, loosening with hand tools, and sending them back to the production lines.  Some Little Kid helps plants lettuce, Swiss chard, strawberries, beets, carrots, and radishes.  He loves it.

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Rethinking Drainage

Thanks to Matt for sharing a growler of Lovejoy’s Espresso Stout a couple of Sunday mornings ago, and for guiding a quest to find a little inspiration.  He’s got some good ideas for water conservation, using a site’s terrain to channel and absorb rain water in designed “rain gardens,” which embrace the free water instead of allowing it to run-off.

We took that idea for a condo community project in NW Austin, and did nothing with it. 

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Actually, that’s not fair.  We did squeeze in Matt’s Rain Garden idea in one spot.  It was an area outside the banks of the ditch, a little lower than the rest, and it collected rain water from a small roof section that wasn’t guttered, pooling water against the building. 

Sort of like an isolated wetland, only without the plant and wildlife diversity and with no environmental benefit, unless you count its repeated threats to flood at least one condo unit during heavy rains…like in the same context of that Talking Heads song where Mother Nature takes back lands that used to be covered by parking lots and Pizza Huts. 

So instead of just digging another gravel tributary to connect it to the ditch, here, we also dug deep.  Down past the 6″ layer of topsoil and into about 3″ of caliche.  We mixed in pure compost, and planted a couple of plants you normally see growing along seeping banks of spring-fed creeks around Austin.  The idea was to use the water that previously pooled on top of the caliche layer, and the compost to create air pockets deeper in to the soil, allowing the water to saturate the soil where the roots are instead of pooling on the surface.   The caliche traps the moisture down there, making it available to plant roots for longer periods of time after a rain.  A structural hazard is converted to a functional wetland.

In another move,  inspired by the desire to keep a 20k-dollar project from looking like the 8,455-dollar project that it actually is, we added some field boulders from a Florence quarry, and used two different sizes of gravel pulled straight from the pits along the Colorado River in East Austin. 

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We also used local Honeycomb boulders to terrace a small slope that previously dumped soil all over the sidewalk during rains.

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Now we wait for a big rain, and see what happens.  It the meantime, the condo community is happy to look at something other than bare, washed-out dirt.

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The Case for Browner Grass

I’m sure everyone deals with this.  Maybe it’s a moon phase, or some Mercurial alignment issue, or a change in weather, or a switch to a beer with a higher alcohol content, but it’s time for one of those disruptive yet potentially inspiring dives, usually lasting a couple of weeks.  Head first, into the waters of discovery and perspective, I have plunged.

We all want our jobs to have meaning, but brother, that sure is a hard figure to measure.  Matthew Crawford wrote an essay for the New York Times about the contradictory value we put on people who live by their wits, backs, and hands for a living.  I, like several of my friends from our small town high school, was programmed to go to college so that I can get a good job.  You know, an office job.  Because mowing grass for a living leads to a dead end.   Crawford writes: 

 “High-school shop-class programs were widely dismantled in the 1990s as educators prepared students to become ‘knowledge workers’.  The imperative of the last 20 years to round up every warm body and send it to college, then to the cubicle, was tied to a vision of the future in which we somehow take leave of material reality and glide about in a pure information economy.  This has not come to pass. To begin with, such work often feels more enervating than gliding.  More fundamentally, now as ever, somebody has to actually do things: fix our cars, unclog our toilets, build our houses.

When we praise people who do work that is straightforwardly useful, the praise often betrays an assumption that they had no other options. We idealize them as the salt of the earth and emphasize the sacrifice for others their work may entail. Such sacrifice does indeed occur — the hazards faced by a lineman restoring power during a storm come to mind. But what if such work answers as well to a basic human need of the one who does it?”

Right.  The work of lineman can be personally fulfilling.  Then consider those dissenters of the office cube world; it’s not uncommon for someone from my generation to quit the office job and go to work on an organic farm.  Many people who work for the Information Man blatantly and openly voice their jealousy of people who sweat for a living. 

So summarizing this argument, we can say that salty workers are generally happier than their cube worker peers, because: 1) they don’t have to deal with the absurdities of the office environment; 2) their work is easily defined, and; 3)  there is usually a tangible result of the day’s labors, which brings fulfillment.

Now we enter the mind of a salty worker, for example, a landscaper.  He’s standing in the front yard of a house that backs to Barton Creek, the vein that carries the sparkle and shine of Austin to its crown jewel, Barton Springs.  The owner of this front yard has consulted with this landscaper, to find a way to reduce his $800+ monthly water bill and the 100,000 gallons of water he uses to keep his 1.5 acres of St. Augustine green and soft.  The owner’s idea is to drill a well, and use that water for irrigation, thus saving environmental resources by greatly reducing his use of City-treated water.  Then, get a list of organic products from the landscaper, and use them to replace the bottles of lawn chemicals in the tool shed.  Take out the recycling bin on Thursdays, buy a Prius, and boom, save the world.

The path of least resistance here, for the landscaper, is to agree.  For the landscaper who is a landscaper because he has “no other option”, this very path is the only path that exists in the universe.   The actions required of this solution fall right in line with the three arguments for why the salty worker jobs are superior to cube worker jobs.  Encourage the man to drill a well, apply an organic fertilizer on a regular basis, and keep that shit mowed.   Check’s in the mail.

But what about this new breed of landscaper, the one scarred and mangled from his educational background and former career path as a cube worker, which he eventually rejected so he can purse a career that allows him to be physically spent at the end of each day?  That juicy plum from the Tree of Knowledge taught him a few things after all, like the basic principles of hydrology and geology.  A simple connection is made, and suddenly, the absurdity of drilling a well feels a lot like those loony tasks required of him in the cube of his former life.  Now, his role in the situation becomes more complicated as he scrambles to be a diplomat between a fragile environmental resource and his paycheck.  The outcome will not be tangible, and will require bending a mind before action can be taken.  The Fruit is now poison, infecting the three arguments for the salty worker until they rot in a sad little puddle.   

So: 1) he sweats for a living, which when you get past the glorification of the romance of such work, take its toll on the body if he’s not careful, and can turn that end-of-the-day fulfillment of his youth into pain-with-every-movement horror of his adulthood; and,

2)  he’s still dealing with absurdities he thought he was escaping by leaving the office job, which makes;

3) his role a depressing shade of grey, rather than simple black and pure white.  

The three arguments for the superiority of salty work over office work are obliterated.

On top of that, as a small business owner, this landscaper is juggling, somehow both sullenly and in desperate panic, obligations and responsibilities he didn’t sign up for:  trucks that get stolen; employees who don’t show up for work; employees who get arrested; employees who completely disappear for weeks at a time; equipment that fails in masses, at all the same time, when he needs them the most; clients who want to squeeze as much service for as little money as possible; clients who value the truly local small business, but only when they’re the lowest bidder; clients who ignore the 99 awesome things he did and blow up at the single mis-communication in a single email; clients who want service, dedication, and quality, but don’t want to pay for it; self-centered business partners who always take and never give; trying to do the right thing and still stay competitive; trying to provide a beneficial community service and still stay profitable; trying to give clients what they want, when they want it, for a fair price, and still maintain a healthy relationship with his wife and son; trying to develop and demonstrate a more environmentally and financially sustainable business model for those who will come after him; and on and on and on. 

Turns out the grass isn’t greener after all.  There are cubers that stand on the edge, and leap with all their strength, realizing with horror as gravity delivers them to the salty world that, at a closer resolution, it isn’t covered in soft, lush, green grass after all.   It’s actually a thin film of flesh-eating algae, deceptively masking a deep dark pit full of alligators, piranhas, sharks, and very sick people.   The arguments for salty work disintegrate in the poisonous fog, and the promising dreams of independence and self-reliance are uncovered to reveal smothering monsters of unbearable weight and despair.  It isn’t long before these poor souls take the walk of shame back to the other side, with a resigned relief to be back in the cube.

But, and here finally is my point, this is not the fate of everyone who is fooled by the three arguments, or the superficial lure of owning a business.  Some of us, when discovering the truth of the deceptively green grass, still hang on.  In this cold dark world, we find kindred spirits.  We find clients who appreciate what we do, respect our efforts, and who look past our faults to see our strengths.  We find employees who become friends, backed by a mutual respect and dependence on each other.  We find a mechanic who smooths out the jagged wrinkles of uncertainty, vendors who evolve into mentors and role models, and competitors who become unofficial partners for a common cause.  We find a rhythm in the volatility of business ownership, learn how to take advantage of our freedom instead of allowing it to crush us, and harness the potentially dangerous power of independence and use it for good.   

And gradually, in our daily actions to support each other and keep bread on our tables, we twine invisible threads.  We become a collective force, strong enough to resist the flesh-eating algae, alligators, piranhas, sharks, and very sick people, powerful enough to prevent anyone from crossing back over to the safe side.  We overcome all the challenges that our ignorance kept us from anticipating and despite the mountains of circumstances that threaten to drag us down, we thrive and succeed.

We become a community.

It’s that one thing, community, that outweighs the disappointment of the three false arguments and negates the disparity of being a small business owner.  It’s community that provides the inspiration, validation, and encouragement to counter the negative forces that threaten to drag me down and break me.  Community, created by accident, born in response to all the bad things that are bound to happen, is the secret to happiness in my work. 

It’s my community: my clients; my employees; my wife; my family; some of my fellow landscapers; the local vendors we rely on to keep our equipment and trucks running; fellow small-business owners who keep our website up to date and deliver bulk materials for us; vendors that provide us quality soil, mulch, plant, stone, gravel, and building materials to make us look good; local service providers that make it easy to dispose of our waste, recycle our brush, provide us with alternative fuels, and keep us efficient; local restaurants and food manufacturers that provide us with waste oil to fuel our trucks; and local farmers, editors, writers, poets, biologists, non-profits, long-time friends, musicians, and mamas who inspire us and back us up when we’re low.

God help me if I ever lose them, my posse, my people.  It’s my community that, no matter what, keeps the grass browner on the other side. 

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